Old News Nonsense Vol. 10 – Birds, Beasts, and Bizarre Obituaries
Kai and J are back with another whirlwind of weird headlines in Old News Nonsense Vol. 10—where the feathers fly, the horses bolt, and not even the obituaries are safe.
We kick things off with Ocean Pines' most notorious resident: an ornery goose who terrorized a neighborhood until Friday the 13th finally clipped his wings. From there, we flap into a full-blown birdnapping at Tropic Gardens Zoo, where parakeets—and even Chicken George—vanished in a feathery heist worth a $500 reward.
Pigeon drama follows, as Atlantic City’s National Pigeon Association tries to distance its pampered pets from their peanut-pilfering street cousins. It's a clout war in the coop, and reputations are on the line.
Then, the skies explode with Nebraska’s first crow-bombing in 27 years. With dynamite and primacord, 5,000 crows met their match in a cacophony of feathers and firepower.
But the chaos isn’t just for the birds—a runaway horse gallops down Penn Avenue, crashes into wagons, and drags one brave bystander 100 feet before finally being stopped.
We then turn the page to a savage obituary for Kathleen Dehmlow, where her family made sure the world knew exactly how they felt about her legacy—or lack thereof.
Next, it’s all whiskers and fame with the Purina Cat Chow Calendar Contest. With $25,000 and feline stardom on the line, your cat could be the next cover model sensation.
And finally, we wrap up with Zoom, Schwartz, and Profigliano—no, not a law firm, but a music group named after a Milwaukee drinking game. With their blend of bossa nova, calypso, and audacity, they’re aiming for the stars.
Tune in for Old News Nonsense Vol. 10—a wild ride through the oddest headlines history has to offer.
